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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Riddles =D

Question # 1:

A daddy was found dead in the garden one Sunday morning. A detective came investigating and listed the following individuals who were with him as suspects of the murder:


A) The eldest son who told the detective he was fresh from school when his father was killed
B) The youngest son who claimed himself to be in the study room when the murder happened;
C) The parents of the victim who swore that they were just reading some articles in a corner of the garden and were oblivious to any activities in the rest of the house;
D) The cook who explained that after picking some vegetables from the garden, he proceeded to the kitchen to cook the next meal;
And E) The maid who was supposed to be in the post office dropping mails."

Question # 2:

A father was found dead at the garden of a circle house. A police came and questioned everyone who was with him in the house. The following are the answers of the family members.
--The maid: Sweeping in the yard.
--The eldest son: Set up a vineyard in the garden together with daughter.
--The youngest son: Playing in the living room.
--The father (father of the victim): reading magazines in a corner.
--The cook: Picking vegetables in the garden and proceeded to cook the family's meal.
Who did the officer arrested and why?




1) The police officer arrested the maid because the reason that she gave on where she was during the time of the crime was incredible. She said that she went to the post office to drop some mails. But, post offices are closed during Sundays


2) The father as there is no corner in a circle.


9:51 PM
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Hee hee

Welcome back to school! :)
Ask y'all some riddles I heard from an EDS senior.
Q: What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mt. Everest was discovered?
A: Mt. Everest! It was still the tallest even though it had not been discovered.

Q: I have 2 coins in my pocket. They add up to 60 cents. One of them is not 50 cents. What are the 2 coins?
A: One 10 cent coin and one 50 cent coin. ONE of them is not 50 cents.

Hee.

Jing Yu :D
6:29 PM
Monday, March 23, 2009
Joke(:

The boys were walking home at night, A & B falls behind from the rest of the group,
A: " B. I'm scared"

B: " Of what?"
A: " Omg! look at that cat!"
B: " Huh?"
A: " Look look! that cat has no mouth.. omg it's a ghost cat"
B: " Stupid. that's just Hello Kitty"
A: -Blink-



-STUPID-
11:01 PM
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
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All this pictures are 2-D! Amazing right? Looks 3-D to u right?
3:52 PM
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Pasir Ris Park

For those who dunno how to go Pasir Ris Park, juz take mrt to Pasir Ris Mrt Station. Aft tat go to the bus interchange and take 403.
Those ppl hu is as blur as Kaining and still dun get it, sum1 will b thr from 10-10.15. If u late, u can juz stay thr n cry.


P.S. Those hu c this post, pls inform the others to cum c. 4 e.g. if siqi cum c, bridget n
weilee they all muz noe. meaning an1 from this group of ppl muz noe. so if 1 person
from the group knows how to go, n got another from the grp dunno, u shall go n pick
the person up. I don't care how u do it, u hav to do it.
3:50 PM
Movies voting for class gathering

Hotel for Dogs

Rating: TBA
Language: English
Director: Thor Freudenthal
Cast: Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin, Kyla Pratt with Lisa Kudrow, Kevin Dillon and Don Cheadle.
Runtime: TBA

“Hotel for Dogs,” stars Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin, Lisa Kudrow, Kevin Dillon and Don Cheadle in a smart, funny comedy adventure that shows how far love and imagination can take you. When their new guardians forbid 16-year old Andi (Roberts) and her younger brother, Bruce (Austin) to have a pet, Andi has to use her quick wit to help find a new home for their dog, Friday. The resourceful kids stumble upon an abandoned hotel and using Bruce’s talents as a mechanical genius, transform it into a magical dog-paradise for Friday – and eventually for all Friday’s friends. When barking dogs make the neighbors suspicious, Andi and Bruce use every invention they have to avoid anyone discovering “who let the dogs in.




Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Rating: TBA
Genre: Comedy
Language: English
Director: Steve Carr
Cast: Kevin James, Jayma Mays, Keir O’Donnell, Bobby Cannavale, Stephen Rannazzisi, Shirley Knight
Runtime: TBA

Release Date: 5 March 2009

In Columbia Pictures’ comedy Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Kevin James stars as the title character, a single, suburban dad, trying to make ends meet as a security officer at a New Jersey mall. It’s a job he takes very seriously, though no one else does. When Santa’s helpers at the mall stage a coup, shutting down the megaplex and taking hostages (Paul’s daughter and sweetheart among them), Jersey’s most formidable mall cop will have to become a real cop to save the day.



The Tale of espereaux

Rating: G
Genre: Animated Adventure
Language: English with Chinese subtitles
Directors: Sam Fell, Rob Stevenhagen
Cast: Matthew Broderick, Robbie Coltrane, Frances Conroy, Tony Hale, Ciaran Hinds, Dustin Hoffman, Richard Jenkins, Kevin Kline, Frank Langella, Christopher Lloyd, William H. Macy, James Nesbitt, Stanley Tucci, Tracey Ullman, Emma Watson and Sigourney Weaver
Runtime: 94 min

Once upon a time, in the faraway kingdom of Dor, there was magic in the air, laughter aplenty and gallons of mouthwatering soup. But an accident left the King broken-hearted, the Princess filled with longing and the townsfolk without their soup. Sunlight disappeared. The world became gray. All hope was lost in this land…until Despereaux Tilling was born.

A modern fairy tale, The Tale of Despereaux tells the story of several unlikely heroes: Despereaux (Matthew Broderick), a brave mouse banished to the dungeon for speaking with a human; Roscuro (Dustin Hoffman), a good-hearted rat who loves light and soup, but is exiled to darkness; Pea (Emma Watson), a Princess in a gloomy castle who is prisoner to her father’s grief; and Mig (Tracey Ullman), a servant girl who longs to be a Princess, but is forced to serve the jailer (Robbie Coltrane).

Tiny and graced with oversized ears, Despereaux was born too big for his little world. Refusing to live his life cowering, he befriends a Princess named Pea and learns to read (rather than eat) books—reveling in stories of knights, dragons and fair maidens. Banished from Mouseworld for being more man than mouse, Despereaux is rescued by another outcast, Roscuro, who also wants to hear the tales. But when the Princess dismisses Roscuro’s friendship, he becomes the ultimate rat and plots revenge with fellow outsider Mig.

After Pea is kidnapped, Despereaux discovers he is the only one who can rescue her…and that even the tiniest mouse can find the courage of a knight in shining armor. In this tale of bravery, forgiveness and redemption, one small creature will teach a kingdom that it takes only a little light to show the truth: what you look like doesn’t equal what you are.


Marley & Me

Rating: PG
Genre: Drama
Language: English
Director: David Frankel
Cast: Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, Alan Arkin
Runtime: 115 min

As the snow falls on their wedding night, newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan (OWEN WILSON and JENNIFER ANISTON) decide to leave behind the harsh winters of Michigan and head south to begin their new lives in West Palm Beach, Florida. They obtain jobs as journalists at competing local newspapers, buy their first home, and begin to make their way through the challenges of a new marriage, new careers and, possibly, the life-changing decision to start a family. Unsure of his preparedness for raising children, John confesses his fears to his friend and fellow journalist Sebastian, who comes up with the perfect solution: John should get Jenny a puppy. "There's nothing to it," says Sebastian. "You walk 'em. You feed 'em, you let 'em out now and then." Then came Marley. MARYLEY AND ME is a heartwarming and unforgettable story of live, love, family and the world's best - and worst - dog.



These four you all choose okay? Just sms or sth.

Anything. Tell kaining or chunyen okay?

Anw, if u all cannot c the words, juz press ctrl and +.


CHECK DHS MAIL OR YOU WILL REGRET IT.
2:54 PM
Sunday, March 15, 2009
CME

Go check your dhs mail people! Then reply me at once, but pls only send one email per group. Later my inbox spammed.
3:07 PM
Friday, March 13, 2009
马来语

我的马来语是一流的...

请看:

1 = 杀猪
2 = 乳鹅
3 = 地个
4 = 安排
5 = 你妈
6 = 安南
7 = 毒酒
8 = 拉班
9 = 森美蓝
10 = 石埔路

还有...

死 = 抹地
吃 = 马干
谢谢 = 带你妈看戏
9:48 PM
Monday, March 9, 2009
CLASS OUTING

Hey!

So sorry for the hundred million complications of the class outing.
due to the fact that many many million people cannot make it this thursday, we
CHANGE THE DATE to the

THURSDAY DURING MARCH HOLIDAYS

19 MARCH 2009.



Again, if you guys have ANY PROBLEMS, COMPLAINTS or ANYTHING U WANT TO SAY, please just POST or TAG.
More INFORMATION of the outing will be given TOMORROW.
In the meantime,
PLEASE TRY TO TURN UP FOR OUR CLASS OUTING.

Thank you(:
8:34 PM

REMINDER GEOG FILE ON WEDNESDAY
8:32 PM
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Jumbled Up

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Zoe=)
10:51 PM
Happy B'day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRYAN ;D
7:49 PM
CLASS OUTING

Poor old reena!
Anw, we changed the sentosa thingy, hope y'all dont mind.


Cause we decided there was nothing to do there.

So we going pasir ris park to play the structure and mebbe watch movie or go escape? I'll be damn cool if y'all stop emoing and BOND as a class (: If not i think i very failure.

Okay? So is 12 March (Thursday), time we all decide later lah. Up to y'all.

You can refer to the post below for more information.
:D
2:03 PM
Elmo

HAHA REENA. :D



REENA's saddening ELMO. :D




The TRAIL of reena's pens! :D




REENA's PENS ON THE WALL!


12:59 PM
Friday, March 6, 2009
Riddlez

Wakakaka. Exams for the term are finally over. Cheers people!!! Finally Ms Lee said we don't need to stay back for class duty next week-if we maintain the standard we have this week. Yeah, so work hard people. Here's some brain boosters, thought it might seem interesting. Have fun!

Can You Figure These Out?

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3.What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4.Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

The answers

DON'T PEEK...
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ANSWERS:

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.


2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,developed it and hung it up to dry.

3. Charcoal

4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

5. The letter 'e,' which is the most common letter in the English Language, does not appear once in the long paragraph


Gladys :)
10:35 PM
Class outing

Class outing day is on THURSDAY- the 'free' holiday

Venue: PASIR RIS PARK


Okay guys sorry for the change in plans.

I know this wasnt in the votes yeah but there's great logic behind this.

Firstly, we will be going to PASIR RIS PARK to PLAY and

stuff. Like the structures to climb? and cycling and blah. can

play sand!! :D LOL.

After that we can proceed to EHUB to watch MOVIES if you

ALL OF YOU want to

and also its at ESCAPE so if SUDDENLY on that day ALL OF

YOU feel SO rich that u wanna go there... :D

YUP. so this actually settles all your wants right? (:

HAHA. but still tag if you have any OBJECTIONS or

SUGGESTIONS or ANYTHING.


Anw please help to tell the rest to look at this

IMPORTANT
POST.

Bai tuo ni la!
8:27 PM
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Error

CT is due on Day 6.
11:07 PM
LOUsY FRIDAY

We will have our LAST 2 tests tmrr, so all the best!!!

Anyway, there is a GREAT improvement in our classroom cleanliness (though u guys stayed back unwillingly... But still, KEEP IT UP!!!

Do rmb to bring your chinese notes and CIP consent form tmrr. Math CT and Quiz corrections + signature due tmrr.

BYEZ......... (back to my geog notes)
9:41 PM
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Riddle of the Day

At least this time there is some1 who tried answering the riddle.

The some1 is "thepro" but unfortunately, he/she

ans was wrong... Anw, the ans is periodic table. If u dun

get it den too bad.

OK... The next riddle...

Why did John install a knocker on his door?
9:12 PM
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
THE DUTY POST (WOOHOO)

Hello(:
Today YOU all WERE supposed to stay back to wait for MS LEE LEH.
She came into the class and found nobody. (AWWW)
LOL
Yeah only 6 ppl were in there. (YAY)

Then she said those ppl doing duty on that particular day will have to stay back starting from tomorrow (e.g. ppl doing duty on wed will stay back tmrr; ppl doing duty on thurs will stay back on thurs...) THOSE who don't stay back will "enjoy" a tour with Ms Lee (juz like what happened to ****** and *******).

Those that cannot stay back to do duty will have to change date (with someone). Hence, reasons like CCA and THIRD LANG will not be accepted :)

Some "glitches": She will check the dustbin first, then the arrangement (and cleanliness) of tables and chairs. TIDINESS = IMPORTANT

Joke of the Day

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."

Cheerz
5:59 PM
Monday, March 2, 2009



The bellancans had a "wonderful" science lesson today...
Solution X looks like mashed watermelons...
Seriously...
10:31 PM
Riddle of the Day...

Apparently no one noes the ans for the previous riddle but nvm...

The ans is their son as their son is a Little Bigger

Do you get it? If no den too bad...

Riddle of the DAY

What do you call a bleeding table?
8:11 PM
YO PEOPLE

YO PEOPLE. KAINING HERE.
Okay I totally forgot what i wanted to say.
OH YAR
Okay the class chose:
1. MOVIES
2. ESCAPE THEME PARK
3. SWIMMING IN THE CANAL
Number 3 is like wth. So no way. I was only kidding lor.
kay.
So now is either escape or movies.
Yeah you all go and choose bahh, happy choosing hor.
Btw our secretary is gonna have this class list where u all have to pass down the important messages from teachers and stuff so that my smses wont BAO.
Yeah please forward or the people behind you will suffer for your mistake.
We are all responsible for our class's welfare so yeah!
Oh lol d y'all think we fared well for class league? If yes continue the great work.
If no then PLEASE HELP ME DO STH ABOUT IT.

ACTIONS ARE LOUDER THAN WORDS!

Cheerios.
6:24 PM
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