Joke of the day:
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
Quiz of the DAY
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? (Answer will be revealed on tuesday)
A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?
Answer: He spells the word nine with the remaining eleven.